Saturday, June 25, 2005

All Lit Up

So, how the hell have ya'all been!? I know, I know. I vacated for a while without cause or explanation, but the important thing is that I'm back now - right? Ok, ok. So you want to know what we've been up to... well, in return for you being so patient, Dear Reader, I will regale you with tales of love, tales of lust, tales of sex, drugs and broken subwoofers. I will tell you what you wish to hear.

We finally got the place put together after the move. The new house is amazing, especially compared to where we lived before! We've also been doing a bit of shopping, how can you move into a glorious new home without glorious new toys? We got some really nice bar stools and quite a few other goodies to deck out our new pad. I'll post some pictures later! We have also been busy getting back in touch with the old "crew." We had lost our cellphone and therefore everyone's phone number! Who needs to remember numbers anymore when you have speed dial!? We learned our lesson. Michael and Vanessa came by last night and we partied with them, Brandon and Shane until nearly 6 am. It had been a LONG time since we'd done coke, and I'll tell you- I did miss it. We got back into it about a week or so ago when B & S brought some over, but it wasn't much fun because they "pushed" us into overdoing it and we just felt ill later. Last night, though, was a lot of fun and we will probably party out again tonight! Yay us! I think Robin is coming over tonight, too. Tomorrow Joe is supposed to come and see the new place. We haven't seen Joe in forever!! Who else have we talked to recently... Manny & Jerry and David! David is going to Houston this weekend for Pridefest and it doesn't sound like M&J go out much anymore, but we'll fix that.

Last weekend we went to the Heat to see if anyone was there, but no luck. Then we went out again Wednesday with Brandon and his friend, Andrew, who is pretty cool. They were at the Pegasus and then went to the Saint. It was pretty dead but how can you not have fun with Brandon? He fell in love with our snorter, we'll have to get him a bullet of his own now! We were going out tonight but with David out of town and the rest of the guys out of pocket for the evening we will probably just party here, like I said earlier.

So, what else. WHAT ELSE? Well... GO SPURS GO! We did it! We won again, bringing the trophy back to San Antonio where it belongs. :D WOOooOOOoo! The last game was really good. We had Robin and her girlfriend over for jello shots and everyone got pretty blasted. We still have some left, but they probably won't last through the night. Anna makes incredible, strong vodka jello shots. Go, Baby! :)

Sex has been amazing since we moved. I know I say its always good but this has been like hardcore, properfucking lately. It was so good I walked around practically all day Thursday holding my puss because I was so bruised! :D Nothing like a good pounding to keep a smile on your face, no?

Ok, so I need to run for now, but I'll check in soon and keep you updated. Just a couple more quick tidbits- we're planning a tribute to Fear & Loathing trip in August to Vegas and we are going to the Static X concert this Sunday. Ok, talk to ya'all later!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Homeward Bound

Well, the move is over. At least, the actual movingpart of it is. Everything is in disarray as boxes, bags and piles of our crap are just kind of slung wherever we could find space as we carried them in. Ah, well. I really love our new place, though! So much more space than before (to fill with more junk) ;)

We haven't really been up to anything exciting. We binged on ice during the whole move and we both ended up with bronchitis, which is slowly fading away now. We haven't done much of that since, waiting for our sinuses and bodies to recover a little before we resubmit them to Torture Today. We havebeen having a lot of sex, though. What better way to spend a day than playing PS2, blowing your nose, smoking a lot of pot and fucking? None that I can say, unless you have X, and then its just a minor substitution! Well, I'm going to go smoke some more and probably play the PS2, then hit the hay. Talk to you again soon, Faithful Ones!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Kerry has pictures of my butt

How often is it you see someone hang a picture of their friend's naked ass on the wall (not to mention next to pictures of their kids!)? We have some of the greatest friends in the world. If you ever have the chance to live in a trailer park, I highly recommend it! You will find people there who have a higher understanding of the fucking hilarity in everything. Brandon's ass is on Kerry's wall! It doesn't get much better than that.
Well, its Saturday night (I think) and we're stillnot finished moving. We are sitting in the computer room at our new place (we being Toni, Brandon, Anna and me) relaxing a bit and trying not to come down. Anna's cutting lines (what else is new) and I'm playing music. Why rush? We have until at least Monday evening to be out of the old place and all that's left to move is the washer/dryer, the bed and a few little boxes. Hell, we may even go to sleep tonight! (hahaha suuuure we've only been up for 86 hours! We have not yet BEGUN to fight!)
Not much else is new. We got a new big screen HDTV and I love it! Cable and internet is already hooked up here (or you wouldn't be hearing from me). I haven't gotten to hook up my xbox yet, I can't wait to see what the difference is like with the high-def. I'll let you know how I like it!
We're not the only ones who are moving right now, we brought half of the street with us! Actually, Amanda & Andy have been talking about moving for a few months now, they just bought a place outside of town (signed the papers yesterday, congrats!) Then, a few days ago, Steve told us he'd had enough of the landlord at the park we're in now and he was moving that day. He's the one that told us there were more places available where we're moving into. That's the day we went to the lake with everyone. The day after he signed his lease, we signed ours. Yesterday, Brandon & Shane signed theirs! We brought them with us. They live two places down and Steve is just around the bend, so its like the old 'hood recreated, but without Brandy's 4-year-old running down the street with two huge butcher knives! That will be a hard loss to get over. I'm sure we'll make it, maybe we can start a group therapy session with all the folks that migrated here with us. White Trash Withdrawl Group, every tuesday night at 9 (free beer!)

Friday, June 03, 2005

MOVING SUCKS

Big time.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Taking a Break

Wow. I started this entry at 1:48, Blogspot time and it is now 2:15. Shows how much of a break it really is! When you decided to move on a moments notice, there really is no time for breaks, for potty, for taking a breath. Thank the gods there is time for drugs! :D
Without them, would it be at all worthwhile? Wow... I just realized that sounded a bit like the words of an addict... Woo! Laurel Ridge, here we come!
Anyhow, we still haven't gotten much done but we did manage to take one load over and we have some boxes in the truck. That's progress... right? :-P Mostly, though, its because the ENTIRE FUCKING TRAILER PARK decided to move at the same time so we're dragged back and forth between packing, loading and moving us and helping everyone else to do the same. Thank god for these guys, Shane and Brandon (ok, so mostly Shane). He's been working his ass off while we all sit around and try to get the clerical part of this move taken care of, which is beginning to be more of a hassle than the physical labor. Let me sweat, goddammit, I don't want to talk to ANYone else on the telephone!!!! Sometimes, I really hate people. People with jobs are always pissy! ;)
So... the guys are still here and we're all sitting around, trying to force ourselves to eat a little bit so we don't pass out or die. (its hot as HELL today) Doing ice and waiting for Steve to show up and figuring out what to do next. Did I mention we're getting a 52" HDTV today? :D This move is really great, its going to be a great new start for us. Really good, positive vibes and energy in this new place and everything seems to pretty much be falling into place. Sometimes when things just come up like this, all of a sudden, and fall in your lap, you have to take advantage. Its usually meant to be and will turn out better than anything you could have planned for to begin with. :) Always something to be said for spontaneity!!
I know I was going to write something but in all honestly I can't remember what the hell it is right now. You'll probably hear from me in 15 minutes or so when my brain kicks back in. Until then- later!

Tweak Tweak Tweak, All (Moving) Day Long

Hey, ya'all! Almost 5AM here in Lovely San Antonio and we are UP UP UP. Chilling in the computer room for a minute while we take a break from MOVING. That's right, we're moving. What do you mean, I didn't tell you before? Of course I gave you advance warning, I mean, we've been planning this move since all of YESTERday. Seriously, Steve is moving and he told us there were a couple places near him by the same person for rent. We called, we saw and we signed the lease all in the same day. Yesterday (6-1). So, now we have to be packed and moved by Friday night or Saturday morning at latest! YAY! Thank goodness the neighbors are all pitching in and helping.

Our new friends and neighbors (they just moved in two trailers down from where we are moving out of) Shane & Brandon are here now. We've all been doing ice since early in the evening and we just packed up my drums and some boxes, getting ready to take a load over. We have NOT been doing well, though. I have to say our concentration sucks and we've been downloading more songs from Bearshare (
www.bearshare.com ) and looking at pictures on the computer than we have been packing and loading. Thank god its only two blocks away that we're moving! Anyhow, its Brandon's first time trying ice! CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR TWEAKING CHERRY GOT POPPED BY LESBIANS, BRANDON! ;)

Not much else is going on because we really don't have time for anything else to be. We're getting so little done as it is, we may as well be UNpacking. Productivity has neverbeen our strong suit, but hey... we have really good sex! Doesn't that make up for ANYthing? Did I mention that Toni is moving in with us? Our new roommate, yay! The place we got is about twice, if not 3x, bigger than where we are. Its got privacy fencing and a much bigger yard, so Dementia and Daemon (dogs) will be happy. We also got new furniture today! A new living room set, surround sound, kitchen table and chairs and we got two new computer desks. We also got Toni a new bed. Fun day, no? Moving, shopping and ice makes me a HAPPY LITTLE LESBIAN! :D Here are some pictures from tonight's festivities. I may not have a chance to write in again until we're out of this place, so, in the meantime, happy living! Have lots of sex and smoke (or snort or eat) lots of drugs and think of us, FreeGoody Girls. We'll be thinking about you! :) XXOO







PS: That's Brandon's ass, Shane's crazy pose and me laying on our NEW kitchen's countertop! YAY! Later, Ya'all!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Dominatrix

It's midnight and we're here chilling with our neighbors and friends, Andy & Amanda (the ones that saved us from drowning in the wave pool last Sunday). Amanda says she's not a dominatrix. We disagree. So does her husband. And his eye. When he recovers sight, perhaps he will see things her way.

Monday, May 30, 2005

At Long Last...

The drought is over! We have scored pot, and of course everyone came through at the same time, so we have an overabundance! Is that a challenge? I guess we'll have to see how fast we can remedy that situation!! :D

In other news... downloading porn for the breeders next door ;) Andy and Amanda are supposed to come over tonight and chill. I'll let you know how that goes! We're drinking Boone's in our Sci-Fi cups from Disneyworld with glow-in-the-dark ice cubes and we just smoked a bowl. Getting ready to go walk around and say howdy to our neighbors, then back home for the night. Other than that, nothing else much is new. Talk to you later, Faithful Reader!

PS: Did I mention Anna made a giant chocolate chip (and walnut) cookie bar today?

Double The Fun

Last night she ran me a bath (in our oversized tub.) She sat on the edge and washed me. Washed my hair and then lathered up soap on the rag and washed my arms, hands, legs, feet, back... my entire body. Then she fucked me. Hard, for nearly an hour. I came in the tub and had to sit in it for a few minutes because I was too tired to get out.

This morning she scooted back against me, pressing her ass into my pelvic bone. She grinded against me for a few minutes, her arm reaching around and playing with my clit. I had my arm over her, doing the same. Then she turned over, climbed on top of me and spread her lips, pressing her clit (and her ring) against mine. She rode me like that until I came and kept going she was bringing me there again, and we came at the same time.

Happy Memorial Day! (where's all the pot?)

Sunday, May 29, 2005

A New Day

Don't you hate when you can't seem to find pot ANYwhere? All we want is a half, but everyone's dry! Oh, the humanity of it all!!!

Anyhow, got a few new movies today. National Treasure, Snatch & Dawn of the Dead. Burned them from Kerry & Christina. Thanks, Guys! Kind of bored, without pot life is so sober... Anyhow, posted up some new pictures. Check out http://photos.yahoo.com/freegoodygirls if you're as bored as we are!

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Hi5

Before I forget I wanted to post a link to this site we just joined.

http://www.hi5.com/i?l=X5Q6FCP

Agenda

1) Wake up and take animals to vet for shots (ugh)
2) Aquire alcoholic beverages on route home
3) Aquire illegal herbal substance
4) Injest large quantities of 2 & 3
5) Finally finish watching The Excorcist: Beginning
6) Perform lude acts upon one another while maintaining high levels of intoxication
7) Take nap after said sodomy has been performed
8) Increase level of inebriation to pre-slumber state
9) Lather, rinse, repeat

Friday, May 27, 2005

Overdue, I Know

Okay, so I haven't checked in for awhile. Sorry! Last I told you, we had just done a few lines of ice for the first time in a couple weeks. Sound about right? Well, that trip was definitely fun! After being awake for over 50 hours, we decided to go to Six Flags with our friends and neighbors, Andy & Amanda. We went to the water park Sunday morning and floated around on the lazy river (a mid-current toobing river they have) for about an hour. It was actually really nice, though we were already starting to have mild hallucinations. The temperature didn't help those, either. It was up near 100 and it was only noon. Then we made a mistake. We let them talk us into going into the wave pool. That's not so bad, really. The water was nice. Until they got us into the deep end and we nearly drowned! Seriously, the waves were cresting about 2 feet high and we were in water over our heads. It was scary but really funny at the same time. Not something we'll try again!

Other than that, not really much news. I'll put up a pic from Six Flags later on. Just smoking out right now and planning to take it easy today. Have been "busy" making disc jackets for some dvds we burned. Playing WoW (Warcraft). Smoking... didn't I already say that? We made a new friend and we might be trying salvia soon! I'll get back to you more on that later... For now, ta-ta!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Quickie!

Just an update- our seperation from ice has now ended! Wanted to keep you, as always, informed! Welcome back to the land of tweaking lesbians!

My life would be boring...

if I didn't have so much damned fun! If that makes sense to you- GOOD! You're in the right spot.
We have just way too much fun. Or maybe just enough? :D We went on another small shopping spree this last week. Got a bunch of camping and backpacking stuff. New lightweight tent. New trekking poles. Some new summer sleeping bags. Water filter, all that good stuff. We also got some stuff just to spoil each other- for instance, I bought Anna two scripts, both signed by all the (major) cast members: The Godfather and Fear & Loathing. She bought me a bunch of magic tricks (Time Machine and Spellbinding Boxes for now) and a few autographs of my own: Jodie Foster and Patrick Stewart. Yeah, I'm a huge ST:TNG fan! Call me a geek, I'm proud.

So what else has been up, you ask? Well, we haven't done ice in FOREVER. Not since we got back! But, we've managed to stay stoned pretty much every waking moment, so it hasn't been a painful seperation ;) Speak of the devil- Anna is cutting up our latest score right now! You didn't think we were going to STAY sober, did you? hahaha... interesting concept, but let me know when it's out of beta testing.

Oh! We are headed through another bottle of Boone's right now, I think I forgot to mention that. Funny when you consider being halfway to drunk and baked to the gods "sober". That's pussy stuff! ;)

Anyhow, we also bought a new kayak and a windsurfing board. Can't wait to get out to the lake again! We go out to a spot in Boerne that isn't too crowded quite often. Maybe we've seen you there? Today, though, we got up (somewhat) early and went to Six Flags! We have season passes, so we'll be there a lot this summer. My tan is coming along nicely :) It was HOTTER THAN HELL TODAY! The waterpark wasn't open, either. So- I rode the Boomerang and we waited for an hour and a half and got on the Gullywasher and then we came home. Smoking out in the Six Flags parking lot before (and after!) going in is now one of our favorite passtimes! We're probably going back tomorrow- the waterpark will be open then. We are water BABIES. I could live in it, wish I could buy a set of gills on eBay...

Anyhow, nothing much else exciting has happened, I guess. We have been having amazing sex, as usual, but nothing to report that you can't use your imagination for, right? ;) Here's a picture of us in Orlando at Universal Studios to fuel your fires... Enjoy, see you soon!


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Happy Mharijuanika!!

I got fucked right-proper tonight. Face down on the bed with Anna's hand in me as far and hard as I could take it for nearly an hour. I'm chaffed. I'm raw. I'm spent. Goddamn I feel good. She was biting my neck, pulling my hair, sweating on me. I came so hard we have to wait up until the sheets finish in the laundry. Did I mention I love this woman? I do :-) I'm going to smoke the bong again and go watch a movie with my baby. In the meanwhile, enjoy this picture of my incredible and sexy goddess.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Somewhere over Mississippi the drugs began to take hold...

You approach the turnstiles leading into Disneyworld and you know that when you get there, you have to give the man your ticket or he won’t let you inside . . . but when you get there, everything goes wrong: you misjudge the distance to the turnstile and slam against it, bounce off and grab hold of an old woman to keep from falling, some angry tourist shoves you and you think: What’s happening here? What’s going on?
In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside...
Haha! So, its not exactly ether, but Orlando by Meth was really a lot of fun! I'm writing this on Sunday afternoon, which tells you how long it took to recover since we got back around noon on Wednesday. We haven't actually been recouperating this whole time, though. Yesterday we got up pretty early after having smoked ourselves stupid on weed the day before. We lit up the bong, again, and decided to head to Six Flags around noon. When we got there the line to get in was horrendous so we changed our minds and went back to the truck to smoke out again. Blazed and giddy, we hit up a convenience store for a bottle of Blue Hawaiian Boone's and some munchies. Lots of munchies. We went over to Alamo Draft House, a new theater in town that serves dinner while you watch your movie. We saw HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (sub-etha thumbs up!) while completely drunk and stoned, and almost fell asleep a couple times. We both really liked the movie, and I took my towel in with me :) If you know the book, you'll get it. The theater was pretty cool. We drank the whole bottle of Boone's before we went in and then had two sangrias while watching. We were wasted.
After the movie we weren't sure what to do, so we drove to Austin. We went to Planet K there and looked for a new bong, but nothing struck us. We did find a Bettie Page card that looked just like our friend Christina, so we bought it. Then we went to Katz's deli and shared a klondike and a Long Island. More wasted. We smoked out on the way there and on the way back at the rest area, but the way back included a special treat: I got fucked! Nothing like sex in a pickup among strangers to top off a really great day. We got back home around 10:30 and each took a Xanax, smoked again and passed the hell out. We slept until nearly 1pm today. What a great rest :)
So that's the story. We took over 300 pictures on our Orlando trip, but I won't make you go through them all. I'll try and get some of the better ones posted today or tomorrow and I'll throw a link up here then. Until then, we missed you all and are glad to be home!

Monday, May 09, 2005

Orlando, and Beyond!

Hey, ya'all! We're writing in from the road... or rather, the hotel. We're here in Orlando and having a great time! We got in Friday (technically Saturday) at 1am local time. Everything went well on the flight- it was Toni's first time on a plane and she loved it! Got our rental car and found the hotel without incident, passed out as soon as we got into bed and slept late the next morning. Then we got up and headed to Universal Studios- Islands of Adventure. It was fantastic!!!
I love the Hulk coaster. I do not recommend Doom's Drop or whatever the hell it's called. Supposed to be similar to the Tower of Terror at Disney but it was a waste of time in line and a waste of expectation in mind because it lasted about 30 seconds and was really nothing. I've had worse elevator rides, not exaggerating.
Everything else has been really good. Its nice and mild here, mid 80's and sunny. No sunburns, yet! (Knock on wood!!) The hotel has two really nice pools, one heated and we stayed in the jacuzzi tonight for nearly 2 hours. We went to Universal Studios again today, did I mention that? When we bought our tickets we got 2-park season passes on the flexpay option, meaning we paid a total upfront for our tickets of $45 and they will bill us for the rest of the balance. What a deal, right? Anna is amazing, I can't believe some of the stuff she can pull out of her ass. She also found out that the cheapest Disney tickets around (we were looking for 3-day parkhopper passes) was the Florida resident rate. How can we be Florida residents if we live in San Antonio, you ask? Well, she spent two hours last night and created us all 3 incredible college IDs for South Florida Community College on PVC cards, with photos and magnetic strips. She really is amazing. She'll have to get fucked good for all these savings once we get home.
Anyhow, it saved us about $125 PER PERSON! Wooo... goddamn I love cheap shit!!!
We're heading over to Universal again in the morning because there's a few things that we missed and we want to hit before checking out Disney. We plan on leaving U.S. at about 1-1:30 and then we'll be on our way to EPCOT. Tuesday we're hitting MGM and Magic Kingdom and that will complete Vacation Orlando 2005. ;)
We've been doing ice since we got up Friday morning, and we're still up now. It has been a lot of fun, who wants to go on vacation and sleep?! It hasn't been hard to get it into the parks, quite the opposite. Pockets work wonders. Anyhow, that's about all I have to report, especially since I'm posting this from a public computer in the hotel lobby. I will post pictures and more details (perhaps sordid) when we return Wednesday (ok, so I'll probably pass out. I'll post Thursday) Have a great week, Readers! Hope you're having as much fun as we are doing whatever it is you're doing!

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Is it morning already?

Wow, how time flies when you're having fun... and when you're having massive lines of ice! I started just after 11 AM and it is now 12:47PM. I have not gotten past the first sentence due to massive quantities of distraction! Ok... on with the show now.

I've been writing a lot lately, I hope I'm not going to leave you addicted to daily posts and fiending while we're gone next week!

I didn't plan on doing meth until Orlando. I think I told you that. I wanted to take a break, smoke pot all week and just be lazy and sleep. I wanted to do that... but that is not what I did. Toni was here last night (we went shopping with her Mervyn's card, which I'll tell you about later) and we were all chilling here in the computer room. Steve came by to drop off some weed we had bought earlier and he had a bag of ice with him. Robin, his wife, doesn't like him doing meth, so he brings it over here to cut and do. He's not usually a snuffer, he smokes it, but last night the mirror suited him fine, it seemed. He cut out this big monster lines for everyone (the four of us) and insisted. What do you do when your dealer pushes free drugs on you!? Take them! HA!
Plus, Toni had already been up for over 24 hours, so she needed the "bump" anyhow. Speed bump...hahaha... anyhow... She was crashing hard so after Steve left, he only stayed for the one, we broke out our own supply and cut her another line and, of course, couldn't let her partake alone. So that's when the bong went up and the crank came out. We've been doing lines all night since then and I feel good. So, do any of you readers do meth in some form or other? Please, tell us!
If you do then I'm also interested in knowing- do you smoke? inject? eat? snort? We are strictly snorters, I refuse to do IV drugs and I'm a little wary of smoking this stuff, we've done "hot lines" before with a glass snorter and the risk of crystallization in your lungs just isn't worth the extra little kick it gives. But, that's just my opinion. What do you think!? Why do you do it your particular way? Have you always done it that way, or did you progress up (or down) the ladder? If we get a good amount of replies to this inquiry, I'll post the results online for everyone to see.
Oh- I also wanted to ask... we've noticed that people who smoke meth as opposed to other forms seem to "tweak" a little harder. They sketch a lot and are much more paranoid, in our experience. Very conspicuously fucked up! That explains it in a nice, short sentence. I know that even at my worst, I might talk fast but I am aware and can control it with minimal effort when I'm in public or what-not. What is your opinion on this? Have you noticed it also- if you are a smoker, do you find that it is harder to maintain normalcy than when you snort or eat it? I don't know anyone who injects it right now, but if you shoot it up, I'd be interested in knowing how much different that high is, too. I've heard its a much faster high, but it wears off quicker. Anyhow, satisfy our curiosity and WRITE to us about your experiences! Even if you're not a user, drop us a line! We're interested in hearing about all drug trips or sexual escapades :D

I know I promised to write about our Mervyn's shopping trip, but I am tired of typing for the moment so I'll just give you the book report on it. Toni got a $200 Mervyn's credit card and since she has bad credit, anyhow, we all went shopping and maxed it out. We all got new clothes for the trip. Nothing incredibly exciting. Shirts and shorts and that's about it. Talk to you later!

Enjoy this e-Line from your friends, Freegoodygirls@yahoo.com .

Friday, April 29, 2005

Preperations Underway

Everything is coming together nicely for the Orlando trip! Anna picked up luggage this morning from her mom's and we are going shopping tomorrow to get supplies and some new clothes. Shoes are already bought, we've got our airfare, hotel and car rental paid for and we're still searching for the best price on the theme park tickets. Know a place where we can get them cheap? Freegoodygirls@yahoo.com Please!!! :)
Last night was a lot of fun, we actually fell asleep between 2:30 and 3 and I got up this morning around 7. I love getting up early to play Warcraft, there aren't as many people online and the lag isn't bad at all.
Did I mention that we're moving next month? Out of Leon Valley, north probably to New Braunfels or somewhere between here and there. We're going to get a place with Toni, if we all room together we can afford something much nicer with a bigger yard for the pups! Woo. I love living in the country :) Other than that, not much new has happened. Let me show you a couple pictures of my latest toys, some Living Dead Dolls. Ms. Eerie was purchased at the flea market last Saturday for $15 and I bought the set of minis on eBay for $25. They are all still wrapped, in their coffins and come with death certificates. How cool is that?



Questions About Sex

Just some quick, late-night ramblings. (Did I mention we're on X?)

What are your thoughts, dear Readers, on threesomes, orgies, group sex, etc? Anna and I both believe it can have its place in a strong relationship, as long as any and all boundries are understood by all parties in advance. People have argued with us before that threesomes can tear a relationship apart- but so far we haven't had any trouble because of it.
What are your experiences?
Also- we love threesomes! We usually ask, though, that the "third" supply party favors for the first time at least. Thoughts? Opinions? :) Goodnight!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Rolling Hard

Wow. I haven't tried to type fucked up like this in a long, long time. I am making lots of errors but trying to correct them as... I ... go...
We dropped about 9:30 or so. Went to check the mail, then went over and hung with Kerry for a little bit. Andy & Amanda were there and we started to roll pretty hard so we came home soon, around 10. We just finished fucking and fucking! It's only been an hour and a half but the bed looks like hell, has cum stains everywhere and I don't even remember how many orgasms I had! Anna just got out of the shower... we're going to try and go back over to Kerry's :) Everything is soft...

Countdoooown! May 6th is coming!

Woooo Only 7 days left before we leave on vacation! I am really excited, as is Anna! I can hardly sleep already (ok, so that's due to drugs, too, but hey! I'm excited!) We got rechargeables charging for the camera and battery packs charging for the camcorder. We'll have images out the wazoo by this time in two weeks! I am really going to try and get cracking on the website this week so that when we get back I can just toss up the new stuff. Wish me luck!

Gratuitous Bong Hit!!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

So much has happened!

WELL! I never thought that when I posted on the 19th that it would be another week before I had the chance again! So much has happened... let me fill you in...
So my brother was in town visiting, which you know, and that required us to spend an enormously greater amount of time with my family than would normally be the case. Stressful? Yes, indeed! But everything turned out fine- my mom stayed normal and no one fought. What else can you ask for from a weekend with the fly?
We went down to the coast on the 20th and came back on the 21st. Not a long trip, but it was really fun! My mom actually paid for our hotel room and they were really nice. We stayed in Rockport at the "Lighthouse Inn At Aransas Pass". We got to tour Fulton Mansion, it was only a couple blocks from the hotel, and that was cool. Anna is really big into the TLC show "America's Castles" and that is one they've had on the show before. We got some nice pictures, but we were both disappointed. Very small for a mansion (much less a castle) and it had been cheaply decorated. Anna's more into the large homes, especially those that are lushly decorated and/or have good art collections. Isn't that what makes a castle?
We took a good bit of ice with us to the coast, we actually didn't sleep at all the night before we left and just kept taking bumps all day Wednesday, but I was still sick with this flu bug and I passed out that night! We still have two X tabs (one pink alligator, one peach tree). We have been smoking weed like CRAZY this past week, though! I can't remember a sober moment.
Ok, so have you waited long enough? Alright, alright. I'll tell you the BIG NEWS I promised in the beginning. Next Friday (May 6th) we leave for... Orlando! Five nights there and we're going to Disneyworld and Universal Studios!!!! See you there, maybe? This was totally impromptu, we just bought our tickets online on Monday! We got roundtrip airfare for three adults AND five nights at a resort hotel for less than $1000. Wooohoo! Nothing better than cheap travel. Toni's going with us, btw- that's what the third ticket is.
We've been shopping a lot lately- shopping and spontaneous vacations- think we're on a manic cycle? :D I will post up a link to some of our vacation pictures shortly. In the meantime check out
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BTW-Happy belated 420!!!



Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Satisfaction, At Last!

We just dropped! Finally! Its our anniversary and Anna surprised me by pulling out three pink alligators and a peach tree! We just dropped and I'll let you know how it goes...

In the meantime check out www.erowid.org and www.dancesafe.org

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

April 12, 2005

I'm feeling much better now! On with the show! These past few days have been a pot-filled haze and golly-gee has it been great :D I feel a lot better today, back up and at 'em! Toni is here tonight and I made dinner, stuffed chicken parmesian with angel hair pasta and cheese garlic bread. It was fantastic!
Toni and Anna are in the living room watching The L-word. I've already seen this ep. 2x so I snuck away to write to you, my Beloved Readers! So what is going on in the fascinating world of Anna & Tawnya? Let me tell you...
We got our new cellphones today! T-mobile Samsung camera phones that seem pretty nifty. Been busy downloading lots of ringtones :) Got a new website today but I don't want to spill all the beans on that one just yet.
What else? We tried out some of Steve's ice yesterday and it was NASTY. Somehow or other he managed to get gasoline on it, or so it smelled (and GAG tasted). We put it in a bag and plan on giving it back to him. We bought some more tonight and just got started with it. Seems like really good stuff! Not too much burn and it was wicked clean. It has been so long since we've been tweaked out that I am giddy with anticipation! What I've really been craving, though, is some X! Help! Help! Even some nice acid would be nice. If you know where to find decent acid, especially the liquid form, in the San Antonio/Austin area, please let me know! Drop a line to freegoodygirls@yahoo.com.
I've been busy whilst sick going back and forth between my two latest obsessions, Morrowind on Xbox and World of Warcraft on the PC. I'm on the Uther realm, and if you know what that means you're probably as addicted as I am to WOW, so drop me a line and we can go blow stuff up together sometime.
Can you tell I'm happy today? Had some really amazing sex last night!!! We ordered porn on demand and fucked for about 6 hours! Anna's been really tight lately, I think she's using shrink cream (alum) and not telling me ;) Shame on her! So I made her pay for her indescretion by leaving a few bruises and nice after-sex aches and pains. MwaHAHAHA Did I mention I busted her lip (on accident, folks!) with my pelvic bone the other night? Crazy, eh?
Well, I suppose that's about it for us. It's 10:40 now and I figure we'll be up for at least a few more days. I'll try to stop in and let you know how all goes with us on our return to the happy world of methamphetamines!

PS: I got an offer to buy an incredible truck today for $2000. If you want to send some money for the Tawnya's Poor Let's Help Her Out Fund, send it through Paypal to freegoodygirls@yahoo.com !! ;)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Abducted or Lazy?

Sunday, April 10th
Yes- I know it has been a while! We've just been having so much fun I didn't have a chance to stop and write in. Either that, or we were abducted by aliens. Either way, there was a whole lotta probin' going on!
I have a cold right now. Sucks to be me! We've been stoned to the gods the past few days :D Sometimes I forget how nice it is to be just completely, stupidly baked. We're taking a rest from anything harder until I feel better. My brother will be here next Friday!! That is about all that's going on. I promise to update more tomorrow or Tuesday, as soon as I'm over this junk.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Waking & Sobriety

Well, waking is always good! 10:57AM, Saturday, April 2nd
Just got out of bed. Yesterday was a really great day! After I left you, Faithful Reader, I went back to the bedroom and woke Anna up. As a matter of fact, I woke her up four times! :) We had some of the most amazing sex to date! After that fun was over we both cleaned up and we went out to lunch at Luby's. Not my favorite place, but definitely one of Anna's. We were headed to Wal-mart to pick up some things but made the spontaneous decision to head to New Braunfels instead. We called up Toni (she works there) and we met her at her job and headed into Gruene to have margaritas and chips w/queso at the Gristmill. If you haven't been there, we recommend it 5/5 stars! Make sure you ask for outside seating and specifiy on the patio, so they don't stick you by yourself in the half-finished room.
A lot of Petron Tequila, a little salt and some limes later, we were on our way home. D* still was dry, so we talked to Steve, one of our neighbors and he hooked us up with a connect that not only weighs his higher, but has better quality than what we normally get, too! What a great night! So, at about 11:30 at night, we picked up a 50 and came home to try it out. Didn't happen, though. Anna cut it up and I passed out. Damn the margaritas!
The stuff we got last night was really nice looking ice. It was pearl white, very clean looking. It crushed up well- was a little "stickier" than D*s but not moist at all. I have a tray of lines waiting for me back in the bedroom when I finish this, and I'll let you know how it goes later! I'm hoping this will be a good 90+ hour binge. Wish us luck!
We also found out Steve sells pot. Woo! A new hookup, and right across the damned street! We smoked a bowl with him at his place before we went to pickup the meth last night and it had a really nice flavor. Pretty strong stuff, too. Not purple sticky stuff, mind you, but stronger than most of the sludge we've been able to find lately. Again- what a great, fruitful night!
Today is the one-year anniversary of my gastric bypass! I was 409lbs exactly one year ago and now I'm down to 170. Go me! I'll post up some before and after pictures on our website later on today.
We never did make it to Wal-mart last night. I guess we'll probably go today. We've also got to go over to Anna's parents house and pick up the rest of her stuff. We'll be taking a bed over to my mom's today and I think that's all the plans we have. Kerry and Christina are having a BBQ tomorrow. We have our water balloons ready >:D I'll get back to ya'all later and let you know how the new ice fairs. Talk to you then!

PS:My brother arrives from Champaigne on the 15th! I'm so excited!

Friday, April 01, 2005

April Fools

12:33PM Friday, April 1st
Anna's asleep. We ran out of ice around 4:30am and fell asleep around 8. This little binge only lasted a few days. :( How disappointing to run out while still having fun!! Toni called about 11:30 or so and woke me up, so I decided to check e-mail. Funny priorities, right? They shipped our camcorder yesterday and its supposed to be here Monday. I wonder if DHL will be on time this round?
Ok, so I just finished checking - NO new email! I bet my actual e-mail received to e-mail checked ratio is something like 1/10000. We don't have anything to do today- we were going to head out to Boerne Lake but it is really fucking windy! D* says he'll be getting resupplied tonight, so we're planning to have a funweekend! Woo! I can't believe he ran out, its been a long time since we've had to try out other connects.
Its been almost 2 months without any X!!!! I've heard of dry spells, but this is ridiculous. Especially seeing as back in early Feb we were going through 10 pills a week. Hopefully we'll find a new source (very) soon.
We went over to the Breeders (our neighbors) house last night and kicked it a while. They were dry, too! Kerry's sister was over, she is pretty damned cool. I think she's only like 19, tho, and he's very protective of her, so her hanging out with us (without him) probably won't happen very often. We left his place about 1:15am and she came over to our place around 2 to finish up her beer- said he had passed out on the couch. She didn't stay but maybe 30-45 minutes. Christina showed up here around 3 piss-drunk and wanting us to come back over to their house to play. She is nuts, but I love her! We went over and Kerry was just not wanting to get up. A bump and a few minutes later, we were back home and Christina was probably on her way to bed. Not very exciting, huh? Usually our play times at the neighbor's trailer are much more invigorating! Maybe next time...

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Greetings from Beyond!

Well, this is our first of (hopefully) many posts. I guess I should start by introducing myself and us. I'm Tawnya, she's Anna. In the pictures, I'm the one with short hair. She's the Beaner. HA! She's a half-breed. I'm 99.9% Irish. We live in San Antonio, TX and have a lot of fun here.
We're a lesbian couple, been together a while now. We've got a zoo. Two dogs (currently, though we're trying to find a new home for Pagan). Dementia is Anna's baby and a pain in my ass, but I love her! She's a 2-yo pit. See Example A. We also have Chester, our cat, Venus the Tarantula and we recently lost Rowan the mouse. Rest in peace, girl.
We don't work and, so, have a great deal of free time. What do we do with this free time, you ask? Drugs! Lots of them. And sex. Sex, and drugs. Anna just got a guitar, so I guess we're working on the rock and roll, too. Pretty soon we'll have the whole deal!
I (we) intend this blog to be a journal of our daily ups and downs, ins and (mostly) outs and our general quest for the next good high. We shall try to be complete and as fully, painfully, graphically detailed as our level of conciousness while writing allows. Enjoy!
PS: a few small details I left out: We live in a trailer park! We have a computer that's worth more than our home, an Xbox and a PS2. Not just junkies, but Gamer Girl Junkies! we need help, we need help!